Monday, August 29, 2011

Unnatural Disasters

Perhaps I should tell you how when the earthquake hit I just thought I was dizzy and about to pass out.
Or maybe you'd rather me tell of the entire bag of Oreo's I ate during my one day hurricane shut-in.
But, really, what's important about today is that I'm showing up at 5:30 for Happy Hour and Oysters with a fellow and I don't even like oysters and I got something on my shirt this morning and my skirt is ripped in the side seam and you can see my bare legs.

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4 comments:

Misti Ridiculous said...

i dont like oysters either. but i like you chutzpah.

Cindy said...

Sexy.

I like oysters. You know...you don't have to order them. I'm sure they have other things. He will be wow-ed by you.

Gertrude said...

Violet from 9 to 5. Even on those days... these days... you are still the prettiest girl. And happier... because Oreos make everyone happier.

ArtistJen said...

stop teasing! I envy this fellow. Have fun.