"Well, you have two cavities," says the dentist.
I brush twice a day. I see the hygeniest twice a year. "How can that be?" I ask, loading the question with disbelief.
The dentist replies, "Are you an Injustice Collector?"
A. That's a large leap, Sir Dental Therapist.
B. ummm....yeah, I am.
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That wasn't such a large leap really, was it?
Yeah, I think it is a large leap. I'm surprised I have two cavities and he thinks I'm collecting injustices? I didn't say, "why me? Why???!!!!! WHY!??????!!!!"
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