Just About My Favorite Thing Ever

Met guard: Don't touch that [Points to ancient Greek statue.]
Little girl: Not even a little?
Met guard: Not even a little.
[Pause.]
Little girl: Not even a little little?
Met guard: Vera, stop.
Little girl: Ok. No touching. Got it.

[Sticks out her tongue and gives the marble a long, slow, slobbering lick.]

--The Metropolitan Museum of Art

I got this from overheardinnewyork. I did not actually witness this. I might have stroked out if I had.
Oh Vera.