I'm pretty sure as I rode by the crazy who lives in the parking lot that he said, to no one in particular, "Look at that fat girl."
But I like to pretend that he was particularly pleased with his chapeau and wanted me to see it.
"Look at my hat, girl!"
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you wear a hat better than anyone I know.
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-Our Lord to Saint Gertrude
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